Sometimes, sex can be anything but sexy—the awkward, often graceless maneuvering, the unexpected interruptions, the inevitable noises. But before you let another minor glitch ruin the mood—and your mojo, take a tip from some a seasoned "BAD sexpert" on how to bounce back from even the most embarrassing moments.
Did You Hear That? Are the kids still awake, or was that you?
The situation: One of you makes an embarrassing noise.
How to recover: Your first line of defense should be to ignore it. If that's impossible, just smile and laugh, You're being intimate with your partner; bodily sounds come with the territory.
Hot Topic: how does she react to you when you talk dirty, you may think it's sexy, but does she agree?
The situation: dirty talk goes from rated-R to triple-X to the tenth power.
How to recover: it's important to understand that, as a guy gets increasingly aroused, our inhibitions will lower and we may say some surprising things in the heat of the moment. If something you say really bothers your lady, address it with your partner—post-intimacy.
I Tumble for You
The situation: You fall off the bed mid-romp.Those pushup, you work on every morning, don't include having a body under you.
How to recover: Provided you're not injured, lighten the moment with a quick joke like, Wow, you're really rocking my world! and then getting back into the action.ASAP.
Burn, Baby, Burn... Nooo, not disco inferno!
The situation: Your attempt to "spice things up" backfires when your new lube makes things way too hot down below.
How to recover: couples should be rewarded for trying something new in the bedroom, no matter how these forays into uncharted territory play it out. And now you have the perfect excuse to hop into the shower together.How is the water? I hope it's not too hot, on your side. I'm trying to cool off.
The Name Game
The situation: In the heat of the moment, one of you calls out the wrong name. I remember when Mohammed Ali beat Erny Terrel to a pulp because he kept calling him Clay. So this might be one of those things you want avoid at all cost.
How to recover: this can happen to anybody, especially if you're in a new relationship—it's simply a function of habit. However, if we guys call out a name that's just totally stunning, like your sister or best friend—neither of whom are your ex—then it's worth a conversation. Do you really have sick thoughts about your sister, or your best friend? Is there something you want to tell me here?
Hair-um Scarum
The situation: You're about to get busy with a new partner and suddenly realize you haven't lady-scaped in months.
How to recover: The truth is that in the heat of the moment, most guys won't even notice, if the lights are off. "However, it's understandable to feel the need to defend the state of your 'territory,' so you can say something to the effect of, Hope you can appreciate a natural woman!"
Minute Man
The situation: He climaxes right away. She is just so hot!
How to recover: , since this scenario is all so common, it's best to just let it go—especially if it's just a one-off situation. If a man a good partner, he won't let his premature pleasure get in the way of still satisfying you. So don't sweat the small stuff, if he promise that it will not happen again.
Sleep On It
The situation: One of you dozes off mid-act.
How to recover: Don't read too much into this. It's usually not an indication of boredom. Sex can be very relaxing, particularly for women, because it activates certain hormones that can induce sleep. Have a sense of humor about it and realize that if you're a new parent or working long hours, exhaustion can simply take over.
Perfect is only in the written script. So write your own script and allows for.... Ooops, I didn't plan for that!
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