12 Kinds Of Sex experiences Every Woman Needs To Have Before She Settles Down

Lets face it women in the 21st Century want to have the same experience as men before they settle down.

 

We men are sick of all these so-called relationship experts telling ladies the way to snag a man is to keep it in your pants, ( keep your skirt hem on your knees or below.) Listen, you prisses, not only are you way too old to be virgins you need to stop  acting like you are still one,  you sure as hell are glad you're not, aren't you? Holding out for some kind of commitment only makes you gals feel like your vagina is your primary value, not your self-worth as a person. Lame! (my version of  'act like woman and think like a man.') And what about your desires? Doesn't that matter? Frankly, you have to test-drive some cars, and ride a horse  before you know which one you wan to buy, if you know what I mean. No matter what kind of sex you're into, there are certain experiences I think every woman needs to have before she settles down. Go through the following to see what sexy stuff I suggest you get around to doing before you decide to buy the bull,  El Torro or whatever other names you want to call the dude you settle down with.


OK here goes my top 12:

1) Foreigner Sex (Every dude I know have tried this one, so why don't you women do the same thing.)
You can barely pronounce his name, but boy oh boy does he talk pretty, Right? Perhaps you’re traveling and he came over to you in a club and asked you to dance. Either way, don’t let the chance to have a fling with a foreign stud pass you by. Hey, it might just be your only chance to see an uncircumcised one. Being able to say "you are beautiful" to a woman in 4 different languages and being able to dance to various styles of music helped me impress almost every woman I introduced myself to even now (no longer in my prime.)  So test ride a foreigner, you like foreign cars better than domestic cars don't you?

2)“The One” Sex
You thought he was 'the one", but he isn’t. He broke your heart and you wonder if you’ll ever have sex this good again. I promise, ladies, when you do meet your match for reals, you’ll know this guy was a test of faith that made you (and your future orgasms) stronger.

3) Big D*CK Sex
You must hunt down and slay.... lay the mythical dragon penis.  Meet Mr.Big Willy 6'5" and well hung. if you don't hit it, you’ll always wonder how big is too big. You’ll have that gasp moment when it’s revealed to you and then you get to remember what it was like to be a virgin when he sticks it in. Afterward, you get to brag to your girlfriends. But, finally, you can put the fantasy that a huge manhood has magical powers to the rest. It’s just a Johnson, attached to a man, like all the others. And sometimes that man is an even bigger prick.

4) Not good  Sex.
The kind of sex so mortifying that you want to take a shower after, immediately. It’ll help you appreciate good sex and even mediocre sex when you have it.
Angry Sex/Hate Sex/Breakup Sex
Whether you’re angry because he’s a Republican and you canvassed for Obama, or you're totally mad at your BF and want to call it off, anger is one potent aphrodisiac. It certainly starts the sexy time off with a bang! It’s like naked wrestling where everyone wins.

5) Rock Star Sex
Which woman doesn't fantasize about being someone's muse? When you’re with some guy, you feel like you won a million sexy bucks. And then you feel cheap, like, two seconds later. But it always makes for an interesting story! So go for it, be someone's inspiration ... in bed.

6) Booty call Sex
You should know if anal is your thing before you settle down. Test it out with someone you trust, preferably a mild-mannered dude who will not Kiss and tell, who is gentle in the sack and who's also dispensable in case you don’t like it and never want to do it again. Because for dudes, once they pop, they can’t stop. And for some people, that  could become a  deal-breaker.

7) Girl On Girl Action
You don’t have to go all the way, but you have to at least kiss another girl, try it when you are on vacation, where no one knows you.
 It doesn’t count if you’re doing it for male attention; every liaison is best in private. There is a level of understanding yourself and your sexuality that comes from sexing it up with another woman, no matter how straight you think you are. OK author's fantasy overboard here.!

8) Age Gap Sex
Jump the age gap's bones. Bag a younger man and an older man. Especially when it comes to dudes, you have to comparison shop. I could make some sweeping generalizations here like your older man will lavish you with expensive gifts and attention, and the boy toy will have you screwing like bunnies, but in my experience that can be a load of bull. Test out men at least three  age groups, and you might just be surprised by what you find out about guys in general.

9) Being A “Top-customer”

Put the dom in dominate. Three words: woman on top. You totally dominate this sexual experience. It’s you, in control, doing and getting what you want. Bonus points if it involves leather! LOL.


10) Can’t Keep It Up Sex
Sometimes he drank too much whiskey; sometimes he just did it solo— whatever the reason, sometimes you can’t get him up for the night and you have to accept that. No hard feelings, no pun intended. You have to figure out how to handle your insecurity over the situation in a way that doesn’t make a man feel worthless. It happens to every dude. Let’s just be grateful all you ladies have to do is show up, spread ‘em, and party on!

11) Self Love
Sistahs are doing it for themselves! There is nothing more empowering and easy to do when it comes to your own pleasure. Masturbation is important for learning what you like and how to get all the way home. And it's extra fun to get the job done with a vibrating play thing. You just can't miss out on what technology has to offer your lady-flower! But with or without batteries, thanks to masturbation, you'll be able to help future partners give you what you want.


12) Browse through Niche Dating Sites You Didn’t Know You Needed

Now that Valentine's Day is on the horizon it's time to look forward, to shed past heartache and focus on finding someone special this new year. Maybe you've tried online dating? But perhaps the sites you're using are too general, and aren't helping you meet the right people. What if you really want to shed your city living and move to a Caribbean Island? There should be  a site for that. Or what if you're Jones-ing to meet a real life member of the geek squad? I can't help you find one of those, but a geek site might. Click through  your list of specialty dating sites that could bring you closer to finding your perfect match.
For Those who find Tony Hawk Attractive and Think it’s totally Okay that a Grown Ass Man. Has devoted his life to skating on a skate board. and doing flips on ramps.
 If that's what you're into, be my guest.

Fellahs!
In the end we fellas need to realize that Women these day are ready for almost whatever comes their way. So if you want to be knocked down and laid out  get in the path of her exploring years. Who knows she might make you "the ONE" she tries most of  her experiments with.