4/17/2021

Her eyes will tell you the real story.



I used to think that beauty was stricly in the eyes of the beholder, but since almost everyone is wearing masks these days, I see smiling eyes, that are soft as she looks at me, her eyes are not just beautiful her hidden smile is also, we men need to focus on a woman's eyes to see if she likes us or not. Because if she does not it will show in her eyes and the way she looks at you. sometimes you will see a woman looking at you and then turn her head away to avoid eye contact with a man. this could be her being shy or she just does not want to engage in an encounter with that man.
But if she is mad at you she might keep staring at you without blinking and the dislike is instantly evident. Good luck to you if you miss the signs.
The following are a few things guys need to understand:

1. Guys who don't ask any good questions about a woman at all, means  who cares. You are not Halle Berry  and he is  not Denzel Washington. I think that's clear, right? Right! So then why are you answering all my questions like I'm interviewing you about the new Avengers movie instead of you asking her questions because this is a freaking date and ideally you'd care about who she is as a person, why?. 

2. When the woman is in the middle of a conversation and the man looks constantly at his phone. Like, "Oh, I'm sorry. I had no idea you were the King of Nothing and had to respond to "your many subjects" who all desperately need you to respond in the middle of her story about her grandma dying last year from COVID-19. Pardon me!!!"

3. Guys who never really laugh.  well I know some women do this also.... but seriously, what is this??? I swear we guys don't expect every single person on earth to think we are hilarious, but people who don't laugh at all ever or barely laugh like it's a kitten sneeze that escaped their mouth are confounding. Plus, if you never laugh at anything a man says, I feel like you hate me or you hate fun, and either way, that's a total turn-off. 

4. Guys who look anywhere but in her direction when women are talking to them. This would be borderline funny if it wasn't so insane. Like, are you checking out someone behind her? Is one of your contacts acting up and you're trying to move your eyeball around so it adjusts itself? Or are you just unable to look at her for more than 30 seconds at a time? Either way, call me crazy but if you're hanging out, it'd be somewhat chill if you looked at her even once. 

5. Guys who can't stop talking about one thing that honestly doesn't matter to the woman. Like it's great that you(as a guy) love your job or you love Crossfit or you love your WiFi response, but anyone who has one kind of "who cares" hobby and seemingly zero interests outside that one hobby is maddening to a woman. Because if the woman loves Crossfit too, then Wow yay, let's keep talking Crossfit. But if she don't and the only source of conversation you have is Crossfit, she's dying. You are  dead to her.

6. Guys who smell like they gave up on the concept of showering. I know everyone's body smells different and no one's perfect, but women have all gone out with that guy who is like, "Hygiene? What's hygiene? I am too lazy to shower," and women want to run from the table because the guy smells like a feral cat in a dumpster. And then it's also super sad because it's like, "We could've had something if you'd taken five minutes to wash your filthy, dirty body."The best  biggest compliment I received from a woman was that "my natural scent was very sweet" 

7. When he says "You're not like the other girls because _____." Whatever fills in that blank is always misogynist as hell because what are you even saying? "Most girls" aren't funny or cool or smart or into comic books or whatever other thing you're trying to compliment her on? Because guess what? All her friends are pretty much all the things she is, and you sound like a turd right now. 

8. When he asks you to hang out with him and his friends, and then makes no effort to include you. So then you're just stuck wondering if this guy even likes you and trying to talk to his guy friends who have no idea why you're there anyway.
 
9. When he calls his ex "the crazy b!tch." Like, dude, we know that the odds that your calling your ex crazy actually being code for you calling all women crazy b!tches at some point (meaning you'll one day call her crazy and a b!tch) are pretty solid. So women will not mess with you after you say this. 

10. When men give zero care about the way he looks. Okay No one is perfect, but some women  know so many guys who wear stained T-shirts they got as a gift when they were 13 that hold zero sentimental value and say some junk like "Corporate FunRun 1988" when they didn't even run in a FunRun, and it's not worn ironically. It's just a T-shirt and they don't care, which usually also translates to their poor-fitting jeans and janky New Balance dad sneakers with barely tied laces. Again, it's fine to not like fashion or want to just be yourself, but guys who just couldn't care less about being presentable on a date (especially when women are expected to do a ton of date prep) is a no.
 
11. Long, dirty nails. Ooooh HELL No. Not only is it just gross but also your chances of getting anywhere near her body with your dirty animal claws just went down to negative zero. 

12. When he lists all the movies/books/music he likes, and there's not a single woman on the list. Or he lists one woman out of 50 men and it's like, "Beyoncé," and you're 98 percent sure he just threw her on there so it would look like he also likes "girl stuff," which almost makes it even worse. Art made by women is the best and how do you not know this?!  


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