I can’t even count the number of drunk texts that have come in. Whenever you pick up a bottle, you end up picking up you phone right away to bother me. |
The following are dead giveaways':
Your ex actually admits that he misses you, from time to time.
Or he makes comments about his dog missing you. Really, it means that he’s missing you.
He keeps bringing up memories from the good old days, because he wants you to think about all of the nice things he’s done and forget about the bad.
Whenever he hooks up with a new woman, he tells you all about it. If he wants to make you jealous, then he obviously still cares about you.
He keeps showing up at the restaurant that he knows you go to with your friends often on weekend. He’s clearly running into you on purpose.
Whenever you see each other, you can feel how strong the sexual tension is. There’s no mistaking it.
He keeps posting “vague” statues on Facebook that are clearly about you. Or about how depressed he is.
He touches you every chance that he gets. His hugs aren’t “friendly” hugs. He lingers just a little too long.
Whenever you mention another guy, he starts asking a million questions. He’s obviously not okay with you seeing someone else.
Whenever you post a super hot selfie on Instagram, he likes it. And then he messages you about it.
According to your friends, he keeps asking about you.
He keeps asking you how your family members are doing. Even your cousins. And your job. And your Joga class. He asks questions that even your best friends wouldn’t care to ask, because he hates that he’s not involved in your life anymore.
He still gives you that look. He doesn’t have to say a word for you to know he’s thinking about you naked.
Whenever he knows he’s going to see you, he dresses in his best shirt and those skinny jeans you seem to love.
He continues to send you shirtless Snapchats and pictures of him in bed.
He gets nervous around you. His hands shake (this might be a medical condition) and he can’t look you in the eyes.
Sometimes, you forget that you have broken up. He treats you exactly the same as he did when you were together.
Every single time he sees you, he tells you how good you look. And you can tell he means it.
He mentions how, even though you two didn’t work out as a couple years ago, you should now give FWBs a try.
I still LOL when you try to be funny and sexy |
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