Women, who are almost or over 40, are in greater demand these days!

• Truth be told if she is almost or over 40, her stock is through the roof, simply because of her attitude.

  

   

  Understanding what is important to her is very important. I was reminded just the other day what Andy Rooney's (RIP) thoughts on women over forty were:
  
  As I grow in age, I value women who are over forty most of all. Here are just a few reasons why: A woman over forty will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, “What are you thinking?” She doesn’t care what you think.
  
  
  If a woman over forty doesn’t want to watch the game, she doesn’t sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do. And, it’s usually something more interesting.
  
  
  A woman over forty knows herself well enough to be assured in who she is, what she is, what she wants and from whom. Few women past the age of forty give a hoot what you might think about her or what she’s doing.
  
  
  Women over forty are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won’t hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
  
  
  Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it’s like to be unappreciated.
  
  
  A woman over forty has the self-assurance to introduce you to her women friends. A younger woman with a man will often ignore even her best friend because she doesn’t trust the guy with other women. Women over forty couldn’t care less if you’re attracted to her friends because she knows her friends won’t betray her.
  
  
  Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over forty. They always know.
  
  
  A woman over forty looks good wearing bright red lipstick. This is not true of younger women. Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over forty is far sexier than her younger counterpart.
  
  
  Older women are forthright and honest. They’ll tell you right off if you are a jerk, if you are acting like one! You don’t ever have to wonder where you stand with her.
  
  
  Yes, we praise women over forty for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it’s not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed hot woman of forty-plus, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some twenty-two-year-old waitress.
  

  

  
  
  For all those men who say, “Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free,” here’s an update for you. Now 80 percent of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it’s not worth buying an entire pig, just to get a little sausage.

   

   

   

   

  Tricks for Hotter Monogamy

  The  following  are 4 of 16 tricks. Read all 16

  My thoughts: "Some men run their household, and some run around" 

  1) Love Less, Want More

  Energy often fades with time because we grow to love each other too much. Yes, too much. Forget all that treacle about how sex is enriched by attachment. If it were, why are you still flashing back to that tall chick from Daytona who slipped into your dorm room freshman week at college?

  
  

  2) In Fact, Feel Free to Hate Your Beloved

  
  What person in a long-term monogamous relationship isn't driven nuts by something about his or her partner? Shrinks say this is because we resent our attachment to our partners, and the anger is a way of declaring our autonomy. A couple who stay hot for each other neither deny this anger nor give in to it. They acknowledge it and move forward, trying to soften it with kindness and consideration but without shame for the feeling.

  
  

   3) Cherish Your Arguments

  
  No single relationship myth is more depleting to sexual energy than the idea that Adam and Eve should always see eye to eye. Arguments, especially old reliable ones, keep us alert. Now, be careful. You want gender-inspired dust-ups about unimportant things, like the best way to load a dishwasher, not operatic exchanges about who has wasted his life by hooking up with whom. Sure, you want common ground on big bedrock issues, but don't race to it on the small stuff. Verbal thrust and parry keeps the game interesting.

  
  

  

   

  4) Fondle her Feet

  Every 2 weeks or so, when you're watching television together, take her feet in your lap and go to work, massaging away the worries of the world. Note: This is not foreplay; it's care-taking. If she feels cherished, she'll get bountiful with her body—maybe not tonight, maybe not tomorrow, maybe not even this weekend, but much more over the course of a life together than she would if her feet went forgotten.

  
  Double Note: Do NOT make COMMENTS ABOUT HER HAIR or, LACK OF.