Do you know the rules on being the sidepiece ?

A close friend (who used to cheat on his wife)  enlightened me  that some otherwise intelligent women enter into the Sidepiece Agreement -- that is, knowingly becoming the mistress of another woman's husband-- without fully understanding the terms of the deal.

My friend should know; he had a lover that stalked his wife and told her everything after they broke up. His wife gave him another chance and my friend seems to be on the good footing these days. He is home every night! but did he get rid of his black-book/album? actually if he stores it in the cloud he might be able to access it without anyone being the wiser.

However, my friend explained the dirty details of what men expect of their sidepieces, even if they don't explain the rules as thoroughly as they should. Thus, without further ado, here are the top 10 rules that men expect their sidepieces to know.

1. You are the other woman. This does not mean that you are the only other woman. Act accordingly.

2. Please focus on the stolen moments that we spend together. Do not concern yourself with my where-abouts when we are apart. Frankly speaking, my life outside of our prime-time together is none of  your concern.

3. Be comfortable with who you are to me; do not mention my wife and/or my main woman, as she is not your concern. DO NOT compare yourself to my main women in any way and do not attempt to contact them -- to do so would be a breach of our agreement.

4. Anticipate frequent changes in our plans; for the most part, a spur of the moment escape is the best that I can do. So don't have ridiculous expectations

5. You must understand that maintaining a positive vibe while we are in each other's company is vital to the success of our situation. No bickering or nagging about promises that I didn't keep.

6. We are secret lovers; we can't blast our situation to the world. Please don't tag me on Facebook, and don't send me invitations to your work/family functions or events. Major holidays -- more likely than not -- will be missed.

7. No discussions about "where this situation is headed." We are where we will be; together, in this moment. Enjoy it.

8. Yes, I am still sleeping with my significant other, and we do not use condoms. Again, focus on our time together, and not what I do while we are apart.

9. I am not interested in bringing a child into our situation. By the way, an unplanned pregnancy will not force a relationship commitment of any kind from me nor will it guarantee a promotion to main woman  status for you.

10. There are no guarantees about the outcome of our situation.
 save one: I am a cheater at heart, and that won't change unless I want it to. Until that happens, if you are promoted to the main woman, please know that yet another sidepiece will fill the vacancy that you've left behind. And she might be very kinky. 

And one last piece of advice that my friend wants sidepieces to know: If you choose to enter into a situation with someone do not get emotionally attached, as things won't be easy for you  when you separate.